Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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