My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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