question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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