Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
This can only be settled by a dance off.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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