So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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