I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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