i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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