I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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