awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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