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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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