all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Sex in the backyard? Check.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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