...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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