so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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