if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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