that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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