just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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