just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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