im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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