well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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