ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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