i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize