when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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