Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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