I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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