I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
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dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I have post one night stand depression
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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