She announced her abortion via fbk
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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