Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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