Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
where are my eyebrows?
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