Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
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It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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