I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
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The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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