new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
i now understand why vodka
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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