And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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