I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
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She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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