I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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