Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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