I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
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Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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