Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
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you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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