Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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