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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  4 words: hood of his car

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• (805): View more from California

  I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.

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• (650): View more from California

  Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Help everyone's hot

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  Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.

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