Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.