Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?