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  Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?

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• (650): View more from California

  i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug

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• (831): View more from California

  My boss' voice literally gives me gas

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"

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• (207): View more from Maine

  FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Had a burrito last night in your honor

  (208): View more from Idaho

  That's the nicest thing you've ever done

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• (323): View more from California

  I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?

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• (631): View more from New York

  How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party

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