okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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