We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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