Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Panties = found
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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