I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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