FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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