Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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