I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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