He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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