"it" just moved
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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