Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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