I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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