: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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