Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
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Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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