whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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