I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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