you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
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The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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